I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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