Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
His hands were made for my vagina.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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