just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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