I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I cut my penus on the lid.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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