Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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