I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
