Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
