I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
