just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We are all done wearing pants today
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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