I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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