I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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