That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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