ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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