That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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