what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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