I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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