First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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