Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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