what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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