It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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