We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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