I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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