they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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