your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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