found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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