Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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