I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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