Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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