thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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