Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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