Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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