I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My bed smells like the plague
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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