How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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