Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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