Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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