She announced her abortion via fbk
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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