this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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