He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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