I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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