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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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