Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
