Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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