At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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