Do vagina's smell?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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