i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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