whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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