Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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