I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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