I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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