remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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