do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
