Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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