This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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