Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
