i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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