You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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