After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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