That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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