...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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